Ask me anything

Matt | 22

setheverman:

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

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5 years ago
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pukicho:

lutey-and-the-mermaid:

pukicho:

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

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5 years ago
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hotboyproblems:

someone my age with money: yeah so I just bought this new car and-

me: that’s cool. I can’t really afford to buy anything for a while because I bought gum yesterday

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5 years ago
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